tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post660224528024625791..comments2023-12-27T04:59:13.781-06:00Comments on smonk you: the best freaking daddy blog ever: Guest Postapalooza: The Next Marthakennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09397724886175545669noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-5909667406527646452011-07-03T22:00:18.976-05:002011-07-03T22:00:18.976-05:00holy cow. I just bust a gut reading this thing! so...holy cow. I just bust a gut reading this thing! sooo funny. thanks!sandovalitahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09817656497161000224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-26812524142375081242010-07-20T14:14:36.039-05:002010-07-20T14:14:36.039-05:00holy cow. I just bust a gut reading this thing! so...holy cow. I just bust a gut reading this thing! sooo funny. thanks!sandovalitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09817656497161000224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-89744679840058446342010-07-19T23:07:41.197-05:002010-07-19T23:07:41.197-05:00thank you for this...towards the end of potty trai...thank you for this...towards the end of potty training our first one right now...soooooo needed this laugh!katy bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12416515978212464824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-36230017212640418042010-07-15T12:50:47.956-05:002010-07-15T12:50:47.956-05:00Ok... it's been a while, but You totally broug...Ok... it's been a while, but You totally brought me back to period... remind me to smack you with a blunt object for that someday... lol! ;)<br /><br />I can, however, actually offer up an idea that worked well 3 out of 4 times for me. First, get rid of all his favorite toys and tell him they are for big boys... big boys go in the toilet... he can have them back when he goes in the toilet every time. Then, take away the diapers/pull ups and if he has an accident in his pants, make him clean it, thoroughly. Show him how to clean the pants, underwear, couch cushions, heat register, whatever he happens mess up. Boys especially hate to have to clean up after their messes, so this works pretty well.<br /><br />Good luck!!! :)Becky Hollandhttp://becky-holland.com/Blog/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-41436799972070117172010-07-15T01:49:57.997-05:002010-07-15T01:49:57.997-05:00Oh man. I love her more with every word I read.Oh man. I love her more with every word I read.The818https://www.blogger.com/profile/09833763020679995718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-62700344268937642252010-07-14T12:54:51.105-05:002010-07-14T12:54:51.105-05:00I hate potty training. It was the worst parenting ...I hate potty training. It was the worst parenting experience so far! How hard is it to go in the damn toilet?! I don't get it! Why would someone want to walk around with a load of crap in their drawers?!<br /><br />I thought we had success...but we aren't exactly done with the training part yet. #2 we still need to work on. Sigh.Nataliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02269415067329919166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-6504532214982723472010-07-13T20:54:35.372-05:002010-07-13T20:54:35.372-05:00Boo.Boo.TheNextMarthanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-70447629483080643422010-07-13T20:38:07.194-05:002010-07-13T20:38:07.194-05:00I didn't want to tell Jen but we really won...I didn't want to tell Jen but we really won't need her non-advice. Staci's boss, who runs the toddler room of her school, does an amazing job toilet training kids. She starts at around 17 months and they are usually are done around 2. (individual results may vary)<br /><br />Sorry, don't hate me because of that.kennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09397724886175545669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-47993710103834296782010-07-13T20:23:03.432-05:002010-07-13T20:23:03.432-05:00Today I waited around all day and that resulted in...Today I waited around all day and that resulted in two "crack craps." -You know the types when their holding it and it just sort of sits in the crack.TheNextMarthanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-15599747077912729822010-07-13T15:07:00.989-05:002010-07-13T15:07:00.989-05:00Threaten him with ninjas. PEE ninjas. That'll ...Threaten him with ninjas. PEE ninjas. That'll work like a charm. I swear.Aunt Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146687582842259611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-4216674043092912632010-07-13T14:04:06.286-05:002010-07-13T14:04:06.286-05:00I'm too busy laughing to be any help whatsoeve...I'm too busy laughing to be any help whatsoever. <br /><br />@2leftbarefeet: I'd be worried if I were you...very worried. That girl is a sneaky one.Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11520880841315329894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-37729795568587677292010-07-13T13:15:40.652-05:002010-07-13T13:15:40.652-05:00My youngest daughter, now FINALLY fully trained, h...My youngest daughter, now FINALLY fully trained, had us fooled with the poop for a long time. After we finally decided to cut her off cold turkey from diapers and pull-ups to underwear, she would run into the bathroom and tell us to stay out while she pooped. We, of course, obliged, happy she was doing it on her own, and she would always call us in to show us. After a few weeks of this we finally discovered she was actually pooping in her underwear, running to the bathroom and then dumping it from her underwear into the toilet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-30394076535164025372010-07-13T12:15:51.226-05:002010-07-13T12:15:51.226-05:00Recent development: I now have a fake toilet poop...Recent development: I now have a fake toilet pooper. He now runs to the toilet and sits. He then exclaims with the most excited voice that he "Going poopies in the toilet!" "I'm DOING it!" Me excited tell him how great that is. But wait, the toilet is empty. Hand the kid an award.TheNextMarthanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-13668031903241415472010-07-13T11:27:34.283-05:002010-07-13T11:27:34.283-05:00We find a dog door works well. Oh wait, we just ha...We find a dog door works well. Oh wait, we just have dogs. But, for some reason they keep marking the furniture. We live with vinyl velcroed to the La-Z-Boys. <br /><br />Jen, when you're done with T, will you train my (furry) boys? (Kenny can vouch for me. I can be like your Jewish Coca-Cola drinking sister.)Jackiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02963567959029725160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-75778557862450200262010-07-13T09:42:27.604-05:002010-07-13T09:42:27.604-05:00Oh, and an FYI, my son is THREE. He starts presch...Oh, and an FYI, my son is THREE. He starts preschool this fall if he can drop his loaves in the right place.TheNextMarthanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-47127954456931605892010-07-13T09:35:15.601-05:002010-07-13T09:35:15.601-05:00Funny shit!
I'm trying to get going with the ...Funny shit!<br /><br />I'm trying to get going with the potty training too. Put my daughter in cloth trainers. She peed, was soaked and didn't give a crap. I tried to sit her on the pot and she kicked and flailed so much her feet went into the bowl (yuck!). Then she says "no, I don't want to sit on the potty." sweet. She turned 2 last week. She speaks in sentences but won't pee on the toilet.minimal momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14656652014630333665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-2050564658741150042010-07-13T09:04:53.430-05:002010-07-13T09:04:53.430-05:00My mom took me on a tour of preschool and I really...My mom took me on a tour of preschool and I really wanted to go. But you can't go to preschool if you crap your pants, so I got with the program. What does he want more than anything that you are willing to let him have AND can take away, maybe? I have no idea. Everything I know about potty training I learned from you. On Twitter. So... good luck with that.Maehttp://www.parentinginprogress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-32432049600556460892010-07-13T08:55:40.037-05:002010-07-13T08:55:40.037-05:00I've got absolutely nothing of a helpful natur...I've got absolutely nothing of a helpful nature to offer you.<br /><br />I can't get past him pooing on his father. I mean, that kind of shit is the kind that blows me away. <br /><br />Dude. I've got nothing.<br /><br />But lots and lots of laughter.Guilty Squidhttp://www.guiltysquid.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-30722741460937213812010-07-13T08:13:20.902-05:002010-07-13T08:13:20.902-05:00I had a hell of a time potty training my son too!W...I had a hell of a time potty training my son too!We lived out in the country and it was summer time so I would lather him up and let him run around the yard - naked as a jay bird - and tell him to pee outside. Ooh, did he love that. He loved it so much he decided to make our yard his own personal dumping ground. That's right. I said it. My kid used to take dumps outside. The kicker was the day he took me behind the barn and proudly showed me his latest accomplishment. He said, "Look mommy! Isn't it cute?!" <br /><br />Hang in there. It'll happen. Eventually.Lindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05167243818911021870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-36971149144560697842010-07-13T07:40:48.418-05:002010-07-13T07:40:48.418-05:00We tried bribing my oldest, which worked for a whi...We tried bribing my oldest, which worked for a while. . . until she got sick of stickers and m&ms and started crapping in her pants again. What finally worked was to tell her that she'd never be able to go to school if she was still in diapers. Threats, now that's good parenting.Reneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17358217546779889348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-77216045343632548782010-07-13T07:33:05.598-05:002010-07-13T07:33:05.598-05:00I'm going to leave a comment just in case it&#...I'm going to leave a comment just in case it's the only one. So I totally forgot the phase where he would take his books off the book shelf and pee on them. He would say "Look, I pee on books." Also this weekend during naked time he crapped on his dads lap when they were watching TV. Time to go to Target.TheNextMarthanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3048278372262576135.post-16008671904689919612010-07-13T07:25:55.189-05:002010-07-13T07:25:55.189-05:00damnit. why didnt i think of checking the heat reg...damnit. why didnt i think of checking the heat registers! <br />DAMNIT!<br />THIS EXPLAINS THE ASPARAGUS PISS ODOR RUNNING RAMPANT THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE!?!?!joelhttp://www.havingtwinsnow.comnoreply@blogger.com