I found a booger on my wrist. It is not mine I must insist Not mine as from my nose twas not. My son's the one who owned the snot. There is some spit up on my shirt. I hope that it can pass for dirt. A cough a sneeze went through the air. That's how the goop landed there. Oh god what's that? This smell's absurd. Oh shit my nails are packed with turd. I have some pee there on my pants. I wasn't doing the wee wee dance. While trying to change the little dude's diaper. That thing came out like a nasty viper. And now it looks like I couldn't hold it. This day looks like I should just fold it. P.S. Don't steal this (there has been a lot of blog theft lately)...it like everything on here is copyrighted.
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