I found a booger on my wrist.
It is not mine I must insist
Not mine as from my nose twas not.
My son's the one who owned the snot.
There is some spit up on my shirt.
I hope that it can pass for dirt.
A cough a sneeze went through the air.
That's how the goop landed there.
Oh god what's that? This smell's absurd.
Oh shit my nails are packed with turd.
I have some pee there on my pants.
I wasn't doing the wee wee dance.
While trying to change the little dude's diaper.
That thing came out like a nasty viper.
And now it looks like I couldn't hold it.
This day looks like I should just fold it.
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