I Found Booger On My Wrist

By kenny friedman on Friday, September 17, 2010

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I found a booger on my wrist.
It is not mine I must insist

Not mine as from my nose twas not.
My son's the one who owned the snot.

There is some spit up on my shirt.
I hope that it can pass for dirt.

A cough a sneeze went through the air.
That's how the goop landed there.

Oh god what's that? This smell's absurd.
Oh shit my nails are packed with turd.

I have some pee there on my pants. 

I wasn't doing the wee wee dance.

While trying to change the little dude's diaper.
That thing came out like a nasty viper.

And now it looks like I couldn't hold it.
This day looks like I should just fold it.





P.S. Don't steal this (there has been a lot of blog theft lately)...it like everything on here is copyrighted.



2 comments:

  1. I'm pretty sure we lived the same life this morning. Hysterical.

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  2. My sitter called me frantically at work one day to tell me my baby (Fred - 3 days younger than Miloh) had two giant "pox-like things" on this head. They were boogers.

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