August 25, 2010

Weekly Wednesday Wisdom: bad pickup lines

Wisdom for Miloh: know which lines work on girls and which don't.

Here are a list of bad ones...I know these are bad from experience:

  • We're good together if you don't talk
  • (Said after a break) You hooked up with a couple guys so I'll get back together with you but I get to hook up with a couple girls
  • I would never get serious with you because you have a boyfriend (don't judge...I was young)
  • How's that big tea? (said to a girl who when I gave her the tea she ordered said "that's a big tea"
I'm sure there are more but these are the ones that come to mind today...we can save the others for another time.

2 comments:

  1. you should add this one to the list: "are those space pants?"
    "cause your ass is outta this world".

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  2. glad you didn't use any of these lines on me...your blog wouldn't exist.

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