I'm Just Waiting For HIm To Kill Me And Stab His Eyes Out

By kenny friedman on Wednesday, February 29, 2012

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He's totally in a mommy phase... It's actually been a few months now although I thought it had ended. I really wish I had written down his phases... I think we're on the third mommy phase with me trailing with two daddy phases.

It's funny and heartbreaking all at once... The fact that I can't change a diaper is in someways a blessing... But the screams of "no, mommy do it" when I come near him to do so get old.

An incomplete list of things I'm not allowed to do (depending on the day/time:

  • Change diapers
  • Put him to bed
  • Read a book
  • Get milk
  • Make dinner
  • Play legos
  • Draw fish
  • Sleep in my bed
  • Use my pillow
  • Brush his teeth
  • Brush my teeth
  • Put him in his car seat
  • Drive him anywhere
  • And more
I realize it's a phase and like I said sometimes it has it's pluses (real smelly diapers) while sometimes it's just frustrating... But really I'm so bummed I didn't log the times he's in a mommy vs a daddy phase... Would have made a great graphic... Although in teen years it will probably change hourly with a majority of the time being a no-parent phase.





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