Here's some things I've said the last few weeks:
- "What made you think pouring granola over your head was a good idea?"
- During the diaper change that happened right after: "let me get that granola off your penis."
- "Why are you smooshing a sweet potato into your knee?"
- "You can put your balls on the table but don't let Kalli (our dog) eat them again." It was mozzarella.
- "That's not the (female) dog's belly button."
- "Don't tell mommy I taught you that." I forget what it was...
- "They cat doesn't want to take the aardvark for a ride."
- "Why did you pee on my pillow?"
- Followed by: "it's not funny."
- Followed by: "it wasn't funny the first time, it's not funny this time."
- "Tell your doggy to go potty." It's a wooden pull toy he takes out when I take out our dog.
- "Putting your foot in your oatmeal was not an uh oh."
- "The platypus says... Well I don't know what the platypus says."
- "Look, I went poopy on the potty" Not my finest hour... Don't judge.
- "Don't splash in Kalli's water."
- Followed by: "Why are you drinking water out of the carpet?"
- "No, no, no. Love you. No." I forget what he was getting into.
So what are the things you thought would never come out of your mouth? (That question is me being social in the social media space... How about that?)