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Wednesday Words of Wisdom: the real www

It is a fact that I'm a huge wealth of valuable information and I'd like to pass some of that information on to Miloh. So I'm setting up my Wednesday Words of Wisdom.

I was going to call it Weekly Wednesday Words of Wisdom but that would be WWWW and I'm hoping to get huge search traffic from "what does www stand for." In addition the chance of this being an actual weekly thing where I never miss a week is 0%.

Wisdom for Miloh: "When are you going to stop dating fucked up guys in fucked up situations" is not a good line to use on a girl...especially an ex.

Sure at the time it might sound completely brilliant, she might realize she's been a total idiot, but the chance of that happening is as slim as the chance that I will actually do one of these posts each week.
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  1. UnknownJuly 7, 2010 at 7:43 AM

    I like the Wednesday Words of Wisdom

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  2. MediocreMarthaJuly 7, 2010 at 9:30 AM

    Will this wisdom be coming from you or from Miloh? One of those I'm interested in.

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  3. kennyJuly 7, 2010 at 10:00 AM

    Most wisdom will be coming from me, but I'll let him take over in a about a year. I know this woman who occasionally tweets her kid's wisdom and it's brilliant.

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